May 2013
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colleyuriko:
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221butts:
WHAT
he spoke in japanese too are you sure this isnt anime
Eurovision Anime AU: Sempai didn’t give you 12 points
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me: this book destroyed my life
me: *add to the favorite books list*
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shotacuffs:
what if when we fall asleep and we start dreaming it’s actually just alternate universe versions of us waking up and when we’re awake that’s their time to sleep
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bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
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justfeedmepizza:
derekthereindeer:
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
April 2013
54 posts
BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...
Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
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me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
me:
me: is that the sun
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me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand
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lunaloveklaine:
bakerstreetmarauder:
If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them...
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b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
when he was a young warthog
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG
very nice
thanks
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mutisija:
hahaha in finland we dont have to worry about using wrong pronouns because we have only one gender neutral pronoun “hän” and we dont even use it. usually we use “se” (it) when when talking about other people unless someone want to sound really formal or mocking
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zooropa-station:
pinenolanapple:
when your witty text posts go unnoticed because you’re not tumblr famous
that fox is fucking terrifying like holy shit ok go ahead and be tumblr famous fox
wunderscheisse:
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